You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
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