You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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