If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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