yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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