let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
Randomize
