their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Randomize
