Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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