Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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