My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Randomize
