TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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