i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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