Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
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