just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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