it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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