Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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