Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
I have peed in a lot of sinks
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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