I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
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