hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
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