Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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