You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
She's the barista slut.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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