Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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