So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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