Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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