dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
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