He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
Randomize
