this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
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