i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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