Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
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