I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
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