What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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