quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
Randomize