And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
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