I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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