I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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