I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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