I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
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