Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
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