i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
I have surprise drugs for everyone
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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