Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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