Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
my nose is crying tears of wow.
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