Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
Randomize
