Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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