dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
This is classic penis vs brain.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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