I wanna bring you to show and tell
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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