you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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