So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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