So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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