I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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