remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
Randomize
