nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
Randomize
