and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
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