Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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