You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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