question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
I think you'll appreciate my way of waking up today: Under my cubicle, boxed in by boxes of printer paper, and hung over. I don't even know how the fuck I got in here in the middle of the night. I went to my car and fell back asleep. I'm now 2 1/2 hours late.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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