Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
I was just giving a mobile app demo to a client, on my iPhone, when a reminder alert appeared across the page blinking "12pm: go home and give John head". You're an asshole
Hahaha oops.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Randomize
