just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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